The Miami Dolphins medical team confirmed that Tua Tagovailoa’s concussion issues will be fixed by being bashed in the head an even number of times.
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MIAMI, FL – A Florida man has accidentally won the $212,000,000 jackpot being held at Hard Rock Stadium, according to a source. The man, identified as Tua Tagovailoa, had accidentally been made the starting quarterback of the Dolphins in 2020, and has been innocently pretending to be a superstar QB while not knowing what he’s doing or how he got
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In the tumultuous landscape of NFL quarterbacks in the 2000s, one name often overlooked in the conversation of greatness is Chad Pennington – a quarterback whose impact transcends conventional metrics. While critics may fixate on flashy stats and championship rings, a deeper analysis reveals Pennington’s undeniable influence on the game. During his tenure, Pennington boasted an impressive career completion percentage,
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DETROIT, MI – Lions standout WR Amon-Ra St. Brown has always had a chip on his shoulder, and now, he’s added one to another body part. St. Brown has famous never taken his selection in the 4th round of the 2021 draft lightly, and now he has a permanent way of reminding himself and others of the 16 WRs that
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NORTH CAROLINA – Famous YouTuber and person your kid knows “MrBeast,” aka Jimmy Donaldson, is no stranger to giving away large sums of money or extravagant gifts to his subscribers in videos. His latest announcement might just have a new demographic lining up to become his fans. And it might be part of a bigger plan. MrBeast plans to give
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Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research and elaborate trades have prepared his dynasty team for a championship run no earlier than the year of our Lord 2038. “After sending away D’Andre Swift and Jaylen Waddle for
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Follow Fantasy Gazette on Twitter and subscribe to our e-mail list to receive more breaking news like this one. A WAL-MART OUTSIDE MIAMI, FL – Dolphins starting QB Tua Tagovailoa has failed to acquire a new toy at Wal-Mart, sources confirmed. The lefty from Alabama was reportedly attempting to throw a tantrum to acquire the new NERF semi-automatic N-Strike Elite
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Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
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GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE – In what’s been a busy month for Brian Flores, the disgruntled former Head Coach has reached a new class-action lawsuit: he’s suing his own lawyer for suing a bunch of white guys and not him. “Why’s he suing all these white guys and not me? Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see something fishy is going on
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Lansing, MI – Local fantasy football player Devin Patton was in high spirits following his team’s championship victory this past weekend, mainly off the back of Rams stud wideout Cooper Kupp. The Rams have one game left, and Kupp has a chance to break Calvin Johnson’s NFL record for receiving yards. Kupp is also the league leader in receptions (138)
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