Canton, OH – Two fantasy football analysts are dead and at least seven more are injured after a well-known analyst recommended the ZeroRB draft strategy during a redraft panel at the 2022 Fantasy Football Expo. The analyst who started the riot, who will remain anonymous for their own safety, broke down an option players can use to wait until round
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FaZe member and part-time Cardinals QB Kyler Murray has signed a massive contract extension with Twitch, locking him into the platform for the forseeable future at a handsome salary, but the contract features a clause that has worried FaZe fans and the gaming community. Twitch included a clause that Kyler Murray must practice his building, combat, and position skills at
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Manitowoc, WI – Local fantasy football player Desmond Payne has long been critical of NFL and fantasy articles that are “too long and boring” for him. That was, until, his favorite analyst decided to space out all the sentences one by one in a twitter “thread.” “I really like how each sentence is on a new line. Articles have these
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Earlier this summer, during a fateful night of bar crawling and poor decisions, “Aaron Bright” found himself stumbling home and playing around on the Sleeper app, a popular fantasy football platform. Full of beer and carnal instincts, Bright sent out a flurry of ill-advised trades to his leaguemates. It wasn’t until the next morning he realized what happened. Mr. Bright,
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Bristol, CT – Matthew Berry, a fantasy football analyst and longtime ESPN employee, announced Monday that July 2022 marks his final time at the company. A true pioneer, Berry paved the way for fantasy football enthusiasts to pursue a career in the industry. Shockingly, Berry also announced his next career move is showing up in more Marvel films. “ESPN and
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NORWICH, VT – Every April, the NFL Draft showcases hopeful stars and their rise to the big leagues. We also hear how they got there, and it’s often riddled with difficulties, involving death, hard drugs, and divorce. This year, one rookie has had it the worst: he grew up in an affluent neighborhood with absolutely no major life issues at
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Somewhere Online, USA – NFL superfan Jesse Montoya was pleased to announce via social media he completed his 39th personal mock draft ahead of Thursday Night. “Yeah, this is definitely the one,” he said. “I was up all night studying the Eagles’ draft strategy for the last 15 years and went through Bill Belichick’s trading tendencies, which I almost forgot
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NEW ORLEANS, LA – These days, you can never be too sure if a pro athlete’s subliminal messaging means he’s on the outs. Kyler Murray unfollowing the Cardinals preceded a lengthy letter about his contract. Today, Saints RB Alvin Kamara removed the song “When The Saints Go Marching In” from his Spotify playlist titled “Alvin’s Fav Songs.” Uh oh. The
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SALT LAKE CITY, UT – Local man Daniel Roberts has always followed the NFL. He normally has a keen eye for pointing out underrated quarterbacks like Jimmy Garoppolo, but recent reports showed his affection for “Jimmy G” is actually just a reflection of him being a dumbass, sources say. “Our team ran several tests to determine the root causes of
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