Hey guys, Braxton here for another Braxton’s corner or whatever. I didnt get invited to scott fish Bowl 11 but i dont even care anyway ok?. Its a dum tournament and i didnt even wanna be in it. They probably didtn’ want the Brax Man in bcuz I’m 13 but like I said I dont care. I literaly submitted my
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Pro Football Focus released an official statement Sunday that they are “completely out of ideas” and that their “creative juices have been exhausted” following the completion of asking Twitter for their thoughts and rankings on every single NFL player. PFF is known for skipping out on actual analysis and genuine content creation – instead taking advantage of social media users’
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FOXBORO, MA – Third-year wide receiver Jakobi Meyers is turning heads in New England so far this off-season. Word is that Meyers could emerge as the Pats’ top pass-catcher over NFL megastars Nelson Agholor, Kendrick Bourne, Gunner Olszewski. Oh yeah, and N’Keal Harry. They are battling to emerge as Cam Newton’s favorite player to give off-target throws to, and Meyers
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Gazette sources have confirmed the single funniest man in the entire fucking universe just named his fantasy football team “Show Me Your TDs.” We don’t know about you, but the genius-level intellect and advanced humor has us crying. The unbelievably hilarious and clever nickname “Show Me Your TDs” is a play-on-words. We figured it would need explained for the feeble
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Long-time fantasy football analyst Josh Myers ha reportedly been “heavily recommending” ZeroRB draft strategies across all formats, despite never supporting it before. “Yeah, it’s true,” Myers said. “I figured that people with great fantasy success don’t need analysts like me around. I need to start recommending strategies that make them suck and then immediately start giving tips to fixing it.”
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Fantasy football players need to be aware of injury and injury likelihood, especially for running backs. The Gazette has your back: The following is a list of running backs Fantasy Gazette believes are likely to get hurt and miss games in any given way at any given time in 2021 due to the fact they are running backs in the
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UNITED STATES – Sources confirmed Thursday unsigned FA running back Todd Gurley is making another visit, this time to the trade block in your fantasy football leagues. The news comes after Gurley visited Detroit & Baltimore in recent weeks. Unless you are incredibly emotional and base your decisions on the most recent news and hype you can ignore this trade
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Reports from the fantasy football community this week have found that you, the reader, are too low in your valuation of Falcons WR Calvin Ridley. This comes after the news Sunday that Julio Jones has been traded to Tennesse- Wait. Hang on. In a breaking new update, it appears you are now too high in your viewing of Ridley. He
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At the Gazette, we believe in fantasy football with etiquette and class. SIKE. You want to win don’t you, princess? Etiquette is for losers, so nut up. We are going to show you EXACTLY how to rob your friends and make their eyes piss tears. The truth about fantasy football is taking advantage of other people in trades wins you
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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security recently made a shocking addition to their watch list of violent and dangerous religious cults – Dynasty Fantasy Football. According to Fantasy Gazette’s top-secret government informant, Dynasty Fantasy Football will be ranked fourth on the “Most Dangerous Cults” list – between the Westboro Baptist Chuch and Al-Qaeda. For those unfamiliar, Dynasty Fantasy Football combines
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