Pfizer Rolls Out “Rookie Fever” Vaccine

NEW YORK, NY – Pfizer officials announced Friday that they have successfully developed a vaccine for “Rookie Fever,” and fantasy football players will be given first priority. Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla recognized that the yearly disease – which typically kicks in just before the NFL draft and through to training camp in the summer – is a serious issue. “Every

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“Ask The Gazette:” What Does the Aaron Rodgers Drama Mean for Fantasy?

Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has been lighting the internet ablaze this week with reports revealing the reigning NFL MVP may want out of Green Bay ASAP. Rodgers, the fantasy QB3 last year, would leave a tremendous ripple effect for fantasy football if he was traded or retired, mostly for the Packers he would leave behind. You asked the Fantasy Gazette

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NFL Votes to Add Controversial “Phone-A-Fan” Rule to 2022 Draft

After the conclusion of the 2021 NFL draft on Sunday, executives and coaches from across the NFL gathered together in an emergency online video call to discuss a growing issue: bad talent evaluation. According to a recent Twitter poll of NFL fans, just 11% of fans were satisfied with their favorite team’s picks. This stat was especially alarming to Packers

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Woah: 49ers Now Offering All Their Dogecoin For Aaron Rodgers

SAN FRANCISCO, CA – After reports from Adam Schefter and more that reigning NFL MVP Aaron Rodgers is “disgruntled” in Green Bay, the San Francisco 49ers have reportedly upped their trade offer for the star quarterback. The team’s current trade offer is now every single cent of Dogecoin the 49ers own – straight up for Rodgers. “We already offered our

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Falcons List Julio Jones as Questionable for Week 2

ATLANTA, GA – Despite it being late April and no NFL games having been played yet this year, the Atlanta Falcons have officially listed All-Pro Wide Receiver Julio Jones as questionable for the second game of their 2021 season. “We felt this was the safest call to make,” said first-year Falcons head coach Arthur Smith. “In all likelihood, Julio is

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Six Reasons Trevor Lawrence Should Not Be the First Pick in Your Rookie Draft

It seems everyone and their mother has decided that pretty boy quarterback extraordinaire Trevor Lawrence is the consensus 1.01 in fantasy football SuperFlex dynasty drafts. The team here at the Fantasy Gazette are just not convinced. Last we checked, Lawrence got whooped in the 2019 NCAA championship game by good ole Joe Burrow – who barely escaped with his life

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Local Man Can Fit One More Dynasty League In And Can Stop Whenever He Wants To

BIRMINGHAM, AL – Avid fantasy football player Caleb Wallace said on Thursday that he can fit “just one more” dynasty fantasy football league to his collection at this time. The newly-formed startup draft is being held this weekend. “I was invited to my friend Tyler’s startup draft,” Wallace said. “I am already in about 18 dynasty leagues, but Tyler said

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