Omaha, NE – Local man Saul Davis was speaking to coworkers Monday morning about the weekend when eyetwitnesses said the avid fantasy football player was on the verge of tears speaking about his team. More specifically, a botched lineup decision regarding players in the Sunday Night Football contest: he benched Chargers WR Joshua Palmer (8 catches, 100 yards, and 2
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AP – For the first time in his life, local man Gary Davenport has decided to play fantasy football. The district manager of his hometown Target was talked into his by his brother-in-law and their draft was held Friday night. Davenport was hardly able to research players in between stocking toilet paper and LEGO sets and managing which teenagers could
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Olathe, KS – Tragic news broke out this morning as a local man was found dead in his mancave following a night of binging preseason NFL news and injecting training camp highlights into his veins. The man was identified as 34-year-old Doug Lynch, a diehard Kansas City Chiefs fan. Friends and neighbors say he was constantly refreshing sports news across
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In the latest of a series of stunning moves, the AFC West – formerly comprised of the Broncos, Chargers, Chiefs, and Raiders, has traded the NFC for the entirety of the Tampa Bay Buccaneers franchise. In just the first days of the NFL’s new season, the Broncos acquired superstar QB, the Chargers traded the Bears for Khalil Mack, and the
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Rolling out of the pocket to his left on 4th-and-13 with defenders closing in on him, a professional quarterback who goes by the name “Kirk Cousins” rotated his body back to a throwing position, took a vicious hit from a 300-lb lineman and launched the ball sidearm down the left sideline. The ball was perfectly timed and placed in the
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NEW YORK, NY – Local Jets fan Dennis Anderson was reportedly in high spirits Monday morning when his favorite NFL team, the New York Jets, successfully spared him from enduring a heartbreaking playoff loss. “After the way some of these teams lost this weekend, it feels amazing to have my team thoughtfully avoid that kind of disappointment altogether for guys
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Chiptole – In some of the more bizarre 2021 NFL News, Titans star WR A.J. Brown came down with food poisoning earlier this month after eating Chipotle. Well, the company has “clapped back” with a brand new product that’s soon to hit the market. Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol was thrilled to announce the newest menu item following the craze: “We
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