A recent psychological study found owning draft picks in dynasty fantasy football is significantly more fun than winning games in the actual season.
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In a shocking revelation from this past weekend, an employee of SportsHub Games Network was found to be illegally tinkering with lineups in a massive contest that featured a $150,000 prize. Thankfully, a colleague of the employee in question spoke out regarding the controversy – stating that the employee had a demon. This demon has yet to tell its side
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NORTH CAROLINA – Famous YouTuber and person your kid knows “MrBeast,” aka Jimmy Donaldson, is no stranger to giving away large sums of money or extravagant gifts to his subscribers in videos. His latest announcement might just have a new demographic lining up to become his fans. And it might be part of a bigger plan. MrBeast plans to give
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Lexington, KY – It’s a beautiful time in any dynasty fantasy football player’s life: the moment they know their rebuild is over. Just ask Paul Forman, whose years of research and elaborate trades have prepared his dynasty team for a championship run no earlier than the year of our Lord 2038. “After sending away D’Andre Swift and Jaylen Waddle for
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Everyone that has ever walked God’s green Earth knows that fantasy football players are roughly 69 times more likely to participate in “the sex” or receive sexual favors than those who refrain from playing fantasy football. We all learn it at some point in middle school sexual education, I know I did! We don’t know about you, but we have
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Earlier this summer, during a fateful night of bar crawling and poor decisions, “Aaron Bright” found himself stumbling home and playing around on the Sleeper app, a popular fantasy football platform. Full of beer and carnal instincts, Bright sent out a flurry of ill-advised trades to his leaguemates. It wasn’t until the next morning he realized what happened. Mr. Bright,
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Dynasty, also known as the Marvel Cinematic Universe of fantasy football platforms (it never ends and it consumes you), is sweeping the nation. Avid FF players are beginning to migrate, which means sharp players must make moves that benefit their rosters long-term to gain an edge. Here are the 10 things you need to know if you want to play
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Allentown, PA – Local dynasty fantasy football player Spike Daniels is reportedly seeking a trade for a younger girlfriend, sources confirmed. Spike is looking to move on from his girlfriend, 29-year-old Lisa Knight. The two had been going steady for a couple years when Daniels realized the clock was ticking for him to find a younger woman or stick with
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Cleveland, OH – A dynasty fantasy football player and (formerly) upstanding citizen was arrested outside his Cleveland residence when the IRS determined he filed his federal tax return with a fantasy football trade calculator. Sources to Fantasy Gazette confirmed 29-year-old Joshua Larkinson, a three-time dynasty champion, used the website TurboTax and DynastyTradeCalculator.com to defraud the federal government. Charles Rettig, the
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Lansing, MI – Local dynasty aficionado Harry Frasier has been playing fantasy football for over 15 years, and is what many call a “savant” in dynasty philosophy. Frasier says the key to his sustained success is dropping his best players from his roster completely, just in case they face a significant value drop from injury, a trade to a bad
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