Top RBs Meet Over Zoom To Discuss Unfairness Of PPR Fantasy Scoring
NFL Running Backs met again over Zoom to discuss a huge problem: PPR scoring in fantasy football.
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BREAKING: Kadarius Toney Says His Social Media Was Hacked By Someone Who Talks And Acts Exactly Like Him
THE INTERNET – Chiefs WR Kadarius Toney said he was unfortunately hacked online Tuesday by someone who “talks and acts exactly like me, man. Shit crazy out here.” Toney’s account was reportedly sending lewd DMs to women the hacker deemed “ugly as a mf, dawg” and the hacker’s identical voice to Toney was heard saying Daniel Jones missed him on
Read moreMan Who Was Wrong About Travis Kelce Being Too Old When Tight End Was 30, 31, 32, and 33 Confident He Will Fall Off At Age 34
PHILADELPHIA, PA – Local man and avid fantasy football player Ethan Cassidy recently told friends that he would be fading Travis Kelce this year for fantasy football purposes. He noted that the tight end, who he believed was a bad draft pick for each of the last four seasons due to his age, would be a bad draft pick this
Read moreBREAKING: NFL Will Allow Defenders To Use Guns Since Players Who Wanted To Break The Law And Bring One Would Have Anyway
In conjunction with the NFLPA and Competition Committee, NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell announced a bizarre new rule to take effect beginning immediately: defenders will be allowed to use firearms of any kind on the football field to stop ballcarriers. The rule was voted to pass unanimously after someone brought up the unbreakable logic that any players who truly wanted to
Read moreNew Conspiracy Theory Claims Damar Hamlin Has Been Replaced By Avril Lavigne
BUFFALO, NY – A shocking new conspiracy theory has taken the internet by storm. Bills safety Damar Hamlin, who infamously suffered cardiac arrest on Monday Night Football earlier this year, was shown heavily covered up in a box suite during the Bills’ playoff clash with Cincinnati. Conspiracy theorists immediately and confidently took to their phones to point out that Hamlin
Read moreOpinion: The NFL Needs Significantly More Player Sexualization
Tom Holland. Zayn Malik. Jimmy Fallon. Ben Shapiro. That beautiful chocolate man who does the Allstate commercials. These men absolutely exude sexual energy and we, as consumers, are allowed to simply bathe in it. In fact, we are even encouraged to. In today’s world we are completely surrounded by attractive male bodies which are solely to be used for ogling,
Read moreOne Burning Question For All 32 NFL Teams in 2022
Arizona Cardinals: How do Kyler Murray, Marquise Brown, and Rondale Moore plan to see each other over the offensive line? Atlanta Falcons: Which quarterback will make you regret drafting Kyle Pitts in the 3rd round? Baltimore Ravens: How many players will tear their ACL by the end of September this year? Buffalo Bills: Is Gabriel Davis amazing? Does he suck?
Read moreNFL Approves 32-Team Playoff Format Because You’ll Still Watch It You Slut
New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
Read moreDoing The Right Thing: NFL Says Games Won’t Be Cancelled Unless ‘Better Players’ Get Covid
NEW YORK – Roger Goodell met with the media in a surprise press conference Friday to address the state of the NFL with over 100 players now on the Reserve/Covid list. Goodell made it abundantly clear to reporters that the games will continue to be played unless “significantly better players than this puny list start getting sick.” Goodell adjusted a
Read moreSlant Boy Is Faking It: Michael Thomas Says He Won’t Return To Football Until Fans Start Calling Him “Slant Man”
According to our top Saints beat reporter, 3-time Pro Bowl WR Michael Thomas has NOT been sitting out this NFL season because of a lingering ankle injury, but because his nickname hurts his feelings. The league leader in both reception yardage and reception total in 2019, Thomas has barely played since, mainly because he feels like his nickname Slant Boy
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