Pittsburgh, PA – Local diehard Steelers fan Gregg Ward walked into his 15-year-old son Axel’s room Monday evening, shocked to see the teen secretly watching “HOT: Mitch Trubisky Penetrates Tight Defense And Scores” on his personal computer. Axel turned around in shame before yelling at his dad to get up and cleaning up using a terrible towel. “Now, son,” the
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In a shocking turn of events, Buccaneers QB Tom Brady has unretired (after just a few weeks) and announced via social media he would rejoin his Tampa teammates for his 23rd season. But, was it really a surprise? ESPN’s documentary “Man In The Arena” is based on Brady’s dominant career. But after the final episode, Nick Fury, (Director of SHIELD)
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In a blockbuster move, and one of the biggest trades in NFL history, the Denver Broncos have acquired nine-time Pro-Bowler and Super Bowl champion Russell Wilson from the Seattle Seahawks. Fantasy Gazette is here to break down the impact. Read here for our winners and losers. Russell Wilson: LOSER Wilson’s going to be in for it when the thin Colorado
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Turns out San Francisco’s Wide Receiver coach is an absolute f*cking racist asshole right-winger Joe-Rogan-supporting piece of shit. One of Fantasy Gazette’s unpaid interns (posing as an actual paid intern) visited San Francisco’s practice and overheard the coach yell “Let’s go Brandon” while the wideouts worked on running routes. Truly sickening. Apparently, one of the team’s top young receivers (our
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Rolling out of the pocket to his left on 4th-and-13 with defenders closing in on him, a professional quarterback who goes by the name “Kirk Cousins” rotated his body back to a throwing position, took a vicious hit from a 300-lb lineman and launched the ball sidearm down the left sideline. The ball was perfectly timed and placed in the
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Manitowoc, WI – Local NBA Fan and casual football follower Josh Snead was relaxing Sunday before he and his buddies were gathering to watch Game 2 of the NFL Finals. “Game 1 was alright, I guess. Rams kinda over-celebrated with the whole parade and everything. Jumping the gun a bit, smh, not humble,” Snead said via Twitter for Android. Snead
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Rams QB Matthew Stafford is an absolute douchebag. He saw Bengals CB Eli Apple absolutely fail to guard Cooper Kupp for an entire Super Bowl and just turned and walked the other way. What a dick! If I were him in that situation, I would’ve thrown Apple a couple of free interceptions to make him feel better. The least he
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While other dumb sites are just looking ahead to 2022, Fantasy Gazette is revealing the future and ranking the top 12 choices for your 3022 fantasy football draft. Adjust the rankings accordingly. 1. Christian McCaffrey, RB – Carolina Panthers The RB1 overall from 2019 was purely dominant when healthy. Despite being retired for over 980 years and dead for over
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GAZETTE EXCLUSIVE – In what’s been a busy month for Brian Flores, the disgruntled former Head Coach has reached a new class-action lawsuit: he’s suing his own lawyer for suing a bunch of white guys and not him. “Why’s he suing all these white guys and not me? Doesn’t take a rocket scientist to see something fishy is going on
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