BRISTOL, CT – ESPN officials announced Wednesday that taunting, trash talk, or any unsportsmanlike conduct on the ESPN Fantasy Football app will result in a fine of up to $15 ‘FAAB,’ or Free Agent Acquisition Budget, dollars. “We take taunting on fantasy football apps very seriously,” said Alberto Riveron, Senior VP of officiating. “Following a big play by your player,
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Aurora, CO – Texans RB Philip Lindsay was riding the pine in the “Brokeback Mountain Fan Club” Fantasy Football league on ESPN when his name was finally called up to the majors, and slotted into the starting lineup for the first time this season. “Yeah, man, this is what I’ve been waiting for. Just one chance for my name to
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Las Vegas, NV – Second-year WR Bryan Edwards was feeling “down in the dumps” late Friday afternoon after a poor day at training camp, according to sources. “Normally, I get online after a day of being my average self and remind myself that there are dozens of fantasy players who swear I’m the next Calvin Johnson,” Edward said. “But my
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Saying you “own” a player in fantasy is a hate crime, and socially-conscious players know not to say it. It’s problematic and extremely outdated, having been primarily used from 2000 until 2021. We think it’s time to create better language that we will collectively hate and want to change again in 20 years. Fantasy Gazette has come up with some
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Many fantasy football players know “The Fantasy Footballers” simply as Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. However, super fans know even the most obscure facts about their show. Which of these 22 famous moments from their show do you remember? When Andy introduced the show as “The Fantasy Basketballers” by mistake and they were forced to improvise basketball opinions
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TAMPA, FL – Shocking reports from Florida show that Bucs QB Tom Brady is now 44 years old, sending his fantasy football value into a complete nosedive. “Oh shit, he’s in his 40s?,” said local player A.J. Holcomb. “There’s no way he can keep up his two consecutive decades of unparalleled success at his position now.” Many fantasy experts on
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With sexual assault allegations and COVID-19 vaccines dominating NFL headlines, Roger Goodell announced Friday the league is taking serious action. The NFL will be operating by what they have dubbed “the 80/20 rule.” It states that no players will be suspended for sexual charges as long as at least 80% of the alleged victims are fully vaccinated against coronavirus.** As
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Sources confirmed this week that your favorite “sleeper” player, who you were sure would fall in drafts and you could get at a discount, is now being praised by podcast, analysts, and just about everyone. Bummer for you. Despite the fact that you saw a blip on data that pointed towards an upward trend for 2021, it appears that The
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SALT LAKE CITY, UT – A local fantasy football player was elated with joy when he discovered a brilliant, low-maintenance new way to play fantasy football: Best Ball. “This is a game-changer,” he said. “My life-altering fear of making tough decisions has caused me excruciating pain my entire life from calling off a wedding with three different women and fantasy
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