Monthly Archives: August 2021

Eric Andre Cast As Panthers WR Robby Anderson In Upcoming Biopic

“What That Bear Doing?” an upcoming biopic on the life and legacy of Panthers WR Robby Anderson has been announced via Columbia Pictures and will feature comedian Eric Andre playing Robby. The film will detail Anderson’s early life, rise to NFL semi-stardom, and devastating years of torture from Adam Gase, before being set free to play in sunny Carolina. “Yeah,

Read more

Massive Fight At Fantasy Football Expo About Whether Or Not Jalen Hurts Is A QB1 Leads To Street Riot

CANTON, OH – A simple question about whether or not Jalen Hurts is a fantasy QB1 at the Fantasy Football Expo in Canton has escalated into an all-out riot in the streets, according to sources. A panel on QBs opened up microphones to a Q&A session when one attendee got up and asked if Jalen Hurts should be in the

Read more

Gotcha: Undercover Therapists Reveal 2021 Fantasy Football Expo Is Actually A Gambling Addiction Intervention

CANTON, OH – Thousands of fantasy football players gasped in a horrific shock as undercover therapists revealed themselves at the 2021 fantasy football expo and asked attendees to sit in circles of 10 people. The DoubleTree Hotel in Canton, OH had been set up as an elaborate ruse to get fantasy football players the gambling addiction counseling they desperately need.

Read more

Urban Meyer: “I Am In A Draft Right Now And I Don’t Know If I Will Select Trevor Lawrence Or Gardner Minshew”

JACKSONVILLE, FL – Jaguars first-year head coach Urban Meyer shocked reporters Thursday when he admitted he’s in the middle of a fantasy football draft and can’t decide between Trevor Lawrence and Gardner Minshew. “Yeah, I don’t have a freaking clue you guys,” Meyer said in a haze. “On one hand, Lawrence is a generational talent with an amazing resume. Minshew

Read more

Alone And Forgotten: A Day In The Life Of A Fantasy Football Spouse

DarrenAge: 29Hometown: Encinitas, California The morning sun playfully peeks through the bamboo shades in the bedroom corner. The warm glow hits his eyelids and gently persuades Darren to awake from a deep sleep. “Hmm…no alarm, must be Sunday” he thinks as he rolls over to greet his wife Sara. The bed is empty – and already cold. “She must have

Read more

ESPN Announces Taunting Via Fantasy Football App Will Now Result In Penalties

BRISTOL, CT – ESPN officials announced Wednesday that taunting, trash talk, or any unsportsmanlike conduct on the ESPN Fantasy Football app will result in a fine of up to $15 ‘FAAB,’ or Free Agent Acquisition Budget, dollars. “We take taunting on fantasy football apps very seriously,” said Alberto Riveron, Senior VP of officiating. “Following a big play by your player,

Read more

Philip Lindsay Was Happy To Be Promoted To Fantasy Starter, But It Was Only An Attempt To Trick Someone Into Accepting A Trade For Him And Now He’s Crying

Aurora, CO – Texans RB Philip Lindsay was riding the pine in the “Brokeback Mountain Fan Club” Fantasy Football league on ESPN when his name was finally called up to the majors, and slotted into the starting lineup for the first time this season. “Yeah, man, this is what I’ve been waiting for. Just one chance for my name to

Read more

Heartbreaking: Raiders WR Bryan Edwards’ Phone Has Died, And Now He Can’t Read All The Posts About How Great He Is

Las Vegas, NV – Second-year WR Bryan Edwards was feeling “down in the dumps” late Friday afternoon after a poor day at training camp, according to sources. “Normally, I get online after a day of being my average self and remind myself that there are dozens of fantasy players who swear I’m the next Calvin Johnson,” Edward said. “But my

Read more

Don’t Say You ‘Own’ Players. Use These 5 New Terms Instead!

Saying you “own” a player in fantasy is a hate crime, and socially-conscious players know not to say it. It’s problematic and extremely outdated, having been primarily used from 2000 until 2021. We think it’s time to create better language that we will collectively hate and want to change again in 20 years. Fantasy Gazette has come up with some

Read more

How Many Of These Fantasy Footballers Moments Do You Remember?

Many fantasy football players know “The Fantasy Footballers” simply as Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. However, super fans know even the most obscure facts about their show. Which of these 22 famous moments from their show do you remember? When Andy introduced the show as “The Fantasy Basketballers” by mistake and they were forced to improvise basketball opinions

Read more
« Older Entries Recent Entries »