hey gazette fans its braxton im sorry it has been so long. i am happy to be back writing braxtons corner for fantasy gazette. i was going to go play call of duty warzone but my stepdad Keith said i had to do the dishes first but I’m not doing that so I will write Braxton’s Corner instead.! If you
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LAS VEGAS, NV – The 2010 version of Jon Gruden, who will be unemployed from the NFL in 2021, woke up to a strange e-mail sitting in his inbox. “Hey that’s weird, man, it’s my attorney and it was sent 10 years from now,” Gruden said. “They say I’m getting sued by some guy named Jon Gruden from the future.
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Dolphins OL Robert Hunt, who wears number 68, came up just short of doing something really nice on Thursday Night Football. What a shame. Not really much else to it. He wears 68 and something amazing almost happened. Not nice.
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According to our top Saints beat reporter, 3-time Pro Bowl WR Michael Thomas has NOT been sitting out this NFL season because of a lingering ankle injury, but because his nickname hurts his feelings. The league leader in both reception yardage and reception total in 2019, Thomas has barely played since, mainly because he feels like his nickname Slant Boy
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Salem, MA – Pain. That’s the only word to describe local DFS player Mark Winters’ feeling after narrowly missing a giant, life-changing amount of cash on the DraftKings app this weekend. Winters needed just 105.9 more points from his “Full Roster” lineup to win $1,000,000. According to sources, Winters played exactly zero of the players that won the top performer
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Fantasy Gazette is here to deliver breaking NFL and fantasy football news, no matter how many clicks we want. Tuesday is the trade deadline, and you need to know all the trade rumors, most importantly the ones that make you stay on our website. Let’s see how far you get into this list of rumors before you realize we made
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Fantasy Gazette sources confirmed that someone in your fantasy football league has a brand new special trade offer for you: the exact same offer you declined, but this time you give up even more. Deal or no deal? “Yeah I just figured if you didn’t like my last offer, you’d be interested in giving me even more than I originally
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Chiptole – In some of the more bizarre 2021 NFL News, Titans star WR A.J. Brown came down with food poisoning earlier this month after eating Chipotle. Well, the company has “clapped back” with a brand new product that’s soon to hit the market. Chipotle CEO Brian Niccol was thrilled to announce the newest menu item following the craze: “We
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A groundbreaking new smartphone app has been designed to give the user alerts when people near them (spouses, kids, loved ones, pets, coworkers, etc) are upset with them for the amount of time they’re spending watching NFL football, playing fantasy football, or gambling their children’s college tuition on any number of “surefire” parlays. The new app uses infrared technology to
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Gazette sources confirmed your fantasy football team is getting ruthlessly dominated because a player you’ve never heard of has absorbed the powers of Zeus himself while playing for your opponent’s team. The player, whose name sounds like it might be an auto-generated Madden athlete, decided right here, right now on Thursday Night Football was the exactly right time to go
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