WOW. Dolphins QB Tua Tagovailoa is all over the rumor mill, but you need the truth. The Fantasy Gazette sent our best team of NFL investigators to the streets and they came back with a short list of 31 teams Tua Tagovailoa might wind up on soon. Arizona Cardinals Atlanta Falcons Baltimore Ravens Buffalo Bills Carolina Panthers Chicago Bears Cincinnati
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CHICAGO, IL – Eat your heart out, Jon Gruden. Packers QB Aaron Rodgers has been suspended for the remainder of the 2021 season for his egregious language following a touchdown on Sunday in Chicago. After scrambling to his right and sliding through the side of the end zone towards the stands, Rodgers was audibly heard saying he “owns” and “has
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Jackson, TN – Local fantasy football player Darrel Chadwick needed some lineup advice for his matchup this week and headed to social media to ask his favorite analyst. Chadwick tweeted a 37-tweet backstory to his team, his league, and his entire life to help the analyst make the choice. “This analyst needs to know about my childhood too, you know,
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NEW YORK, NY – Following a near week-long investigation into Raiders’ Head Coach Jon Gruden’s former e-mails, team owner Mark Davis decided to part ways with Gruden. It was then executives at Fox News decided Gruden would be a perfect fit to cover the National Football League for Fox. The hiring was made just nine minutes after he was fired.
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Seattle, WA – Local fantasy football player Zach Thompson moved his best wide receiver, who has yet to perform up to lofty expectations, into the “Flex” spot instead of his usual “WR” designation in the starting lineup. “He has to know it’s now or never,” Thompson said. “This will motivate him. If he knows he’s one bad week away from
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AP – Whoops. According to Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg Jags HC Urban Meyer accidentally sent private messages to over 34 women claiming to be a “hot single mom in his area.” The viruses contracted due to Urban’s “honest mistake” (his words) shut down the social networking app for the duration of the day. Meyer promised to be more careful, apologized
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Sheboygan, WI – A story too good to be true. Local NFL fanatic and avid fantasy player Matthew Schmidt checked his iPhone’s “screen time” and recorded a new personal low for a NFL Sunday: a mere 11 hours and 38 minutes. Way to go, Matthew! A feat he, his wife Katherine, and once-a-week neglected child Braylen were happy to celebrate
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Troy, OH – Local self-proclaimed DFS “expert” Curtis West woke up Sunday morning with a groundbreaking thought: ‘I’ve got to get Keenan Allen in my WR1 spot, not Justin Jefferson!’ West was entering in a sports betting app’s million-dollar prize competition, and had been relentlessly searching statistics, matchups, and injuries to get *just* the right lineup that will win him
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Sources to Fantasy Gazette have confirmed that all your fantasy football players are currently injured. It remains to be seen how you’ll react to this, what you’ll do on waiver wire moves, or what next week will bring, but we felt it was best you knew about all your players simultaneously going down with a wide range of injuries. There
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WASHINGTON D.C. – “It’s about damn time,” said local Football Team Fan Keith Carlson. “Why would I watch Tampa Bay play Dallas? Yuck. Give me the Jacksonville’s and Houston’s of the world. What’s that? Washington, my favorite team, is playing? Wonderful. Oh, and we lost our fan-favorite Quarterback just in time for the Thursday game, too? Excellent. Ah, back to
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