Local dynasty player Madeline Cooper was reportedly “shaking” and “in shambles” after a quick Google search of “Jonathan Taylor age” led her to discover the star running back’s 30th birthday is rapidly approaching, and will be here in eight years. “I drafted JT with my 1.03 rookie pick last year, and it was going well for a while,” Cooper said.
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Madison, WI – Listen up snowflakes, it’s time to face the music. There are simply not enough men in the fantasy football industry.! You and I love this game, and we need to amplify men’s voices, Amen?! Back in my day, we used to pull ourselves up by our bootstraps, vote Republican, not watch so much TV, and throw rocks
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DENVER, CO – A local man who really needs to get kicked in the balls went on record today that he was very happy a NFL player he didn’t have in fantasy football got injured, putting the player’s career in jeopardy as well as his overall health and well-being as a human being. “Hell yeah, man! I NEVER wanted to
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AKRON, OH – Sources confirmed a member of a local draft has now been “on the clock” for over two entire minutes…and counting. League members are reportedly in a violent frenzy. “This is bullshit,” said one league member. “I mean, what is more important right now than this draft? I don’t give a singular care if this guy’s got kids
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A newborn baby boy from Milwaukee, WI has received quite the name as a tribute to his father’s recent fantasy football success. A product of unprotected celebratory sex between lifelong Milwaukee residents Derrick and Kendra Jeffreys in early October, Alvin Stefon JuJu David Montgomery Colts Defense Younghoe Jeffries was welcomed into the world – exactly nine months after his father
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It’s a cold Sunday afternoon in New York City on December 6th, 2020. Just 13 seconds remain on the clock. The 0-11 Jets, led by Adam Gase, allow Las Vegas’ Henry Ruggs to slip behind their entire defense for a 46-yard touchdown. The Jets lose 31-23 and are now 0-12. That fateful day, Critical Gase Theory gained more victims. Critical
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Think about the star players in your lifetime: most, if not all, have killer names. Guys with average names get forgotten. Guys who can go by one name or memorable initials get idolized. It’s better to have an elite name than one that gets you washed away with the rest of the Jimmy’s and Joe’s someone plays with. For your
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Hey guys, Braxton here for another Braxton’s corner or whatever. I didnt get invited to scott fish Bowl 11 but i dont even care anyway ok?. Its a dum tournament and i didnt even wanna be in it. They probably didtn’ want the Brax Man in bcuz I’m 13 but like I said I dont care. I literaly submitted my
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Pro Football Focus released an official statement Sunday that they are “completely out of ideas” and that their “creative juices have been exhausted” following the completion of asking Twitter for their thoughts and rankings on every single NFL player. PFF is known for skipping out on actual analysis and genuine content creation – instead taking advantage of social media users’
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FOXBORO, MA – Third-year wide receiver Jakobi Meyers is turning heads in New England so far this off-season. Word is that Meyers could emerge as the Pats’ top pass-catcher over NFL megastars Nelson Agholor, Kendrick Bourne, Gunner Olszewski. Oh yeah, and N’Keal Harry. They are battling to emerge as Cam Newton’s favorite player to give off-target throws to, and Meyers
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