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Antonio Brown Tired Of Being Disrespected By Therapist
Following yet another shocking event in which he embarrassed or otherwise degraded himself, former NFL star wide receiver Antonio Brown spoke to reporters and saying he was tired of being disrespected by his therapist. “It gets really old when you’re just trying to live your life and this mental health dude you meet with every week starts telling you about
Read more“Why Millennials Are Ruining Football” by Aaron Rodgers and Tom Brady
THE GOOD OLE DAYS, USA – Not many of you kids remember this, but there used to be an order to things in the NFL and in America. Kids like Jared Goff and Dak Prescott stayed in line, and all was right in the world. But these days, it just seems like you millennials think you can do whatever you
Read moreFirst-Time Fantasy Football Player Who Never Traded Or Used Waivers Or Set Lineup Since Week 3 Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong
Eugene, OR – Speaking to reporters Friday about his 109-45 defeat in the 11th place game in his fantasy football league, first-time contender Rick Eidelman stated he was completely caught off guard by the disappointing season. “Honestly, I thought my first season would be different,” Eidelman said disappointedly. “I did everything right. I studied for nine minutes before the draft,
Read moreFundraiser To Get Skip Bayless Fired Raises Nine Billion Dollars
Fox Sports Commentator Skip Bayless made headlines Monday night when he advocated for the continuation of the pivotal Bills v Bengals clash after safety Damar Hamlin collapsed to the field. This opinion was posted on Twitter, the best place to put personal opinions on public matters if your IQ is a single digit. The professional screamer was immediately met with
Read moreNation’s Youth Vow To Boycott NFL After Watching Broncos vs Rams On Nickelodeon
America, USA – Vowing to never again view the National Football League after what they just watched, the nation’s youth assembled in thought Sunday afternoon after the Broncos took on the Rams on Nickelodeon. “What the f*ck man,” said Brady S., age 9. “Nickelodeon is a bunch of hoes for that, making me see a washed Russell Wilson take on
Read moreBrowns Fan Dies After Being Struck With Airborne Microsoft Surface Tablet
CLEVELAND, OH – Moments after a much-needed overtime victory against the Tampa Bay Buccaneers, Browns fans were innocently celebrating across FirstEnergy Stadium in Cleveland when a shocking tragedy struck. Jackson Worhauser, a 16-year-old seeing his very first Browns game, was drilled in the back of the head by a heat-seeking Microsoft Surface tablet that was errantly thrown from somewhere in
Read moreBenching Wrong Player On Fantasy Football Team Worst Thing That Has Ever Happened To Local Man
Omaha, NE – Local man Saul Davis was speaking to coworkers Monday morning about the weekend when eyetwitnesses said the avid fantasy football player was on the verge of tears speaking about his team. More specifically, a botched lineup decision regarding players in the Sunday Night Football contest: he benched Chargers WR Joshua Palmer (8 catches, 100 yards, and 2
Read moreBraxton’s Corner: I Am Behind The ‘Fantasy Receipts’ Account
hey every one it is me braxton i am a righter for the fantasy gazett ei am 13 year old and it is time to come clean,: IM BEHIND THE FANTASY RECEIPTS ACCOUNT! IT WASME THE WHOLE TIME. Thats’ write, you heard me correct. it was me and only me, a 13 year old. this is my confesion: back in
Read moreHEARTWARMING: GoFundMe To Get Small, Shitty Publication ‘Fantasy Gazette’ Verified Raises 13 Cents
It’s a story that would make even the Grinch smile. A GoFundMe campaign was created to help a grassroots fantasy football news site raise the funds necessary to get verified on Twitter. Starting November 11th, 2022, Twitter’s “Twitter Blue” premium offering would grant users themuch sought-after blue checkmark, verifying the account possessing it. Twitter Blue also allowsusers to edit tweets,
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