CANTON, OH – Thousands of fantasy football players gasped in a horrific shock as undercover therapists revealed themselves at the 2021 fantasy football expo and asked attendees to sit in circles of 10 people. The DoubleTree Hotel in Canton, OH had been set up as an elaborate ruse to get fantasy football players the gambling addiction counseling they desperately need.
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DarrenAge: 29Hometown: Encinitas, California The morning sun playfully peeks through the bamboo shades in the bedroom corner. The warm glow hits his eyelids and gently persuades Darren to awake from a deep sleep. “Hmm…no alarm, must be Sunday” he thinks as he rolls over to greet his wife Sara. The bed is empty – and already cold. “She must have
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Many fantasy football players know “The Fantasy Footballers” simply as Andy Holloway, Jason Moore, and Mike Wright. However, super fans know even the most obscure facts about their show. Which of these 22 famous moments from their show do you remember? When Andy introduced the show as “The Fantasy Basketballers” by mistake and they were forced to improvise basketball opinions
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With sexual assault allegations and COVID-19 vaccines dominating NFL headlines, Roger Goodell announced Friday the league is taking serious action. The NFL will be operating by what they have dubbed “the 80/20 rule.” It states that no players will be suspended for sexual charges as long as at least 80% of the alleged victims are fully vaccinated against coronavirus.** As
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Contrary to popular belief, some recent really big official studies show that women are also at high risk for becoming addicted to internet fantasy football (IFF) along with men. In years past, it was widely accepted that only males were susceptible to IFF addiction but with the dawn of the computer age and with unlimited easy access, it seems more
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It’s a cold Sunday afternoon in New York City on December 6th, 2020. Just 13 seconds remain on the clock. The 0-11 Jets, led by Adam Gase, allow Las Vegas’ Henry Ruggs to slip behind their entire defense for a 46-yard touchdown. The Jets lose 31-23 and are now 0-12. That fateful day, Critical Gase Theory gained more victims. Critical
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Gazette sources have confirmed the single funniest man in the entire fucking universe just named his fantasy football team “Show Me Your TDs.” We don’t know about you, but the genius-level intellect and advanced humor has us crying. The unbelievably hilarious and clever nickname “Show Me Your TDs” is a play-on-words. We figured it would need explained for the feeble
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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security recently made a shocking addition to their watch list of violent and dangerous religious cults – Dynasty Fantasy Football. According to Fantasy Gazette’s top-secret government informant, Dynasty Fantasy Football will be ranked fourth on the “Most Dangerous Cults” list – between the Westboro Baptist Chuch and Al-Qaeda. For those unfamiliar, Dynasty Fantasy Football combines
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BLOOMINGTON, IN – While debating his running back rankings, local fantasy football player Marcus Johnson criticized Chicago’s David Montgomery for his success due to an easy schedule, then immediately called Jonathan Taylor “the next superstar running back.” Both players were elite in the final games of 2020 – mostly against horrible defenses. In Montgomery’s final six games, he played six
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Trading is a lot of fun. In fact, good trading isn’t just fun, it’s a healthy part of every fantasy football relationship. This week at the Gazette, we were privileged to interview several of the leading experts on trading worldwide. What we learned was nothing short of mind-blowing! Do you want to know the secrets to better trades? Do you
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