NEW YORK, NY – Local Jets fan Dennis Anderson was reportedly in high spirits Monday morning when his favorite NFL team, the New York Jets, successfully spared him from enduring a heartbreaking playoff loss. “After the way some of these teams lost this weekend, it feels amazing to have my team thoughtfully avoid that kind of disappointment altogether for guys
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Welckome back to Braxton’s Corner its me Braxton i am 13 i right for the Gazette. I was asked to rank the top qbs from before 2000. Sheesh that’s like forever ago. Here are my top 10 boomer quarterbacks who can’t rotate a pdf. Im also gonna say some other stuff they cant do. Thanks for reading another edition of
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New York, NY – Roger Goodell, along with the NFL Board of Trustees, excitedly announced Monday that beginning in the 2022-23 season, the NFL playoffs will expand to 32 teams because you’ll still watch it you slut. “You know you want this,” Goodell said at a press conference Monday. “We know every part of you. We know what you want.
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Let’s make something clear: we give our fans what they want. When “Boomer” from Alabama angrily called us out for not talking enough about White players or not having the confederate flag in our twitter header, we felt awful. Our readers matter. You, dear Gazetter, are our children. Boomer, you asked for more respect for the White man? Deal. Here
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Rochester, NY – Local fantasy football player Shaun Winston, whose friends were pressuring him into joining “dynasty” leagues, has reportedly adopted a child on accident, sources say. “I think I went to the wrong website,” said Winter. “I wanted to play fantasy year round, and my buddies said I should try dynasty and find an orphan, and one thing led
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Minneapolis, MN – Sports analyst and writer Herb Arnold made headlines this week when he announced that no matter what happens in Week 18, Aaron Rodgers will not get his vote for NFL MVP. “I will not be voting for Rodgers. He’s had a great statistical season, but he’s caused a bunch of distractions and his mom cheated on me
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Lansing, MI – Local fantasy football player Devin Patton was in high spirits following his team’s championship victory this past weekend, mainly off the back of Rams stud wideout Cooper Kupp. The Rams have one game left, and Kupp has a chance to break Calvin Johnson’s NFL record for receiving yards. Kupp is also the league leader in receptions (138)
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Week 17 is known to fantasy players around the globe as the end of the season. To NFL players, it’s known as a return to the familiar and comfortable: death threats that aren’t about fantasy football. “All year, me and my loved ones received death threats because I didn’t get people fantasy wins,” said Panthers RB Christian McCaffrey. “Now I’ll
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Newsflash, NFL fans. John Madden’s death is super sad and stuff, but is he really for the non-white community? After all, he didn’t stop me just now when I yelled racial slurs through my gaming headset at someone who beat me in a game of Madden 22. Yikes, John. Do better. After I scored a touchdown to go up 4
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Memphis, TN – A local fantasy football semifinalist was in a “great mood” Monday morning, reportedly realizing all his team needs to advance within his league’s playoffs is a 8-fumble game from one of the best players in the National Football League. A summer’s worth of draft preparation and a four-month long strategy to put together the best statistical fantasy
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